Appropos of nothing but too funny not to share

This is a legitimate posting that came in a few minutes ago.  I have no reason to believe the poster is nothing but  sincere. I can’t be sure because his username on this particular site is IMtiredofthebs@xxx.xxx which could go either way. At any rate–his deliberate or accidental mistakes makes this want ad have a delightfully bizzare meaning:

“Im running for political office in a small town and im in need of some sigh
stakes to hold my sins if any one has some around and not being used i would
be very much appreciated i will have a prop pick up thank you XXXX

If only sigh stakes could hold our sins!